Unlock Exponential Insight Velocity.

We leverage AI-native, agentic, quantum-adjacent analytics to transform your data into other data, but bigger. Decisions are optional.

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The founder, in a black turtleneck, touching a floating hologram labelled Quantum Data Hub while a second hologram shows a world map with glowing dots.
Founder, pictured touching a hologram of a bar chart. The Quantum Data Hub is not a real product. The turtleneck is.
Now offering Insights-as-a-Service (IaaS-ish)  •  Dashboards that dashboard your dashboards  •  100% of our KPIs are up and to the right  •  Ask about our Denominator-Free Reporting™  •  Founder available for keynotes, podcasts, and one (1) fantasy football league

Outcomes We've Delivered*

2xEverything*relative to an undisclosed baseline
65%Better at the thing*measurement pending, vibes strong
$60M+Revenue (projected)*in a spreadsheet, at flat volume, before a pandemic
4xFaster adoption*of a number we made up faster

Solutions

Flagship

Strategic Insight Synergy Framework™

A 47-slide deck that says "it depends" in 47 fonts. Includes a 2x2 matrix, a 3x3 matrix, and a matrix of matrices for enterprise clients.

AI-Native

Agentic Agents for Your Agents

We deploy autonomous AI agents that supervise the AI agents that summarize the meetings about the AI agents. Fully governed by a framework we will describe as "risk-tiered."

Measurement

Causal Inference (Vibes Edition)

Pre/post, no control group, six-month window, "let's say it halved." Our founder has a PhD in experimental design and would like it noted that this product physically hurts him.

Foundations

Single Source of Truth (Plural)

We consolidate your fourteen definitions of "active customer" into one governed definition, then create three new ones for the executive deck.

Enablement

Alteryx-to-Python Migration in Two Months

Actually true. We're listing it here so you don't trust the rest of the page by association.

Sports

stathead.app Integration

Ask any question about your business and receive an accurate NFL fantasy projection instead. 2,500+ monthly downloads of people doing exactly that.

Trusted By

"Oberon turned our data into a narrative. The narrative was that we should hire Oberon."— Chief Transformation Officer, a Fortune 500 company we are not permitted to name because it does not exist
"Matt asked for a denominator. Nobody had ever asked for a denominator. We had to form a committee."— VP of Something, Beverage-Adjacent Enterprise
"We received 50 applications and zero screens. Then the resume stopped saying 'doubled' without a number and we got a recruiter call. Coincidence? Our attribution model says 'inconclusive.'"— The Founder, about himself

Pricing

Starter
$0Current revenue. Ask about our zero-revenue guarantee.
No clients were harmed, or acquired.
Enterprise
$1M ScopedFixed-fee, starts with a 30-minute call about the decision you need to make.
This one is real, which is how you can tell it's the least exciting.
Fantasy
1 waiver claimAny analytics question answered for one FAAB bid in a Sleeper league.
Risk & Trading desk reviews all trades.

Book a Synergy

Our founder is a "hot ticket" (source: one recruiter, one time, n=1). Reach him before the sample size grows.

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